customer service representative

1. obsolete.
2. Automated message recording.

There is no such thing as a customer service representative anymore.

by farria87 November 3, 2008

Sevies

seventh grade losers who get fucked with by eigth graders

losers

by Me July 27, 2003

service her account

provide sex to an uninteresting partner

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

the postal service

The United States Postal Service- A government organization responsible for receiving and delivering mail within the United States and also exporting it to other countries for international delivery. Very slow.

Hey! I thought you sent me that package?
Yup. I put it throught the postal service! Wait a few days.

by Nateeeeeoooo September 27, 2005

a self sevices man

a man who is addicted to mastbating

Andrew csanyi

by Tterrag October 5, 2003

Service Huddle

To partake in smoking of marijuana in a group of two or more persons.

Commonly used to cover ones true intention while talking in mixed company or while on the phone.

Malia and Michael plan on getting together for a Service Huddle later tonight.

by Big Mike D. January 28, 2005

Service Crush

When the object of your crush is a member of the service industry with whom your only relationship is one in which they serve you.

Dude, can we go to that bar night? My service crush works tonight and I've made good inroads. She now knows my name and drink.

by dj-choice December 11, 2009