fan service

The broader definition someone who has never heard this word might think of: Some stuff the producers of a show do to please the fanbase. This varies depending on the fanbase.

The darker and unholy definition (mostly in anime): Episodes in anime that diverge from the usual anime episodes in the sense that they're more... sexual... than normal.

Fan service can mean a lot of different things, but if you hear the term in anime fanbases, assume they mean the less holy stuff in an anime. I genuinely hate the anime fanbase if something like THIS counts as fan service.

fan service by Silicosis9324 December 29, 2022

no service

The inevitable status of the Steel Town public transit system after you've accidentally blown all your cash in Hess Village and all you've got to barter with is your suddenly worthless University Student ID Bus Pass causing girls to either a)sweet talk a cab driver, b)whoreishly hook-up or c)stumble more than 20km across downtown Hamilton to Westdale through the snow in stilettos and in all too few items of clothing.

Shit! I'm so drunk, I'm lost downtown and I got no mo-mo! I called the bus but there's NO SERVICE! We're gonna be raped on the way home for sure!

no service by JennyJumps December 2, 2004

Lip Service

Insincere support or respect expressed but not put into practice

Many feminist organisations proclaim "Feminism = equality."
Ironically these same organisations are very quiet when sexism is against men but very loud if against women. Hence, lip service

Lip Service by SsoulBlade September 15, 2017

streaming service 

A streaming service is a type of service that used only be Netflix but is now multiplying faster than cancer and each service only has 3 good shows so you might as well pirate

John: Disney is making their own streaming service, it has the franchise's they have
Jake: all these companies can fuck off, I'm not paying for 20 subscriptions only to watch 2 shows on each

streaming service by Midly entertaining March 1, 2020

Un-service Dog 

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.

Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal

Un-service Dog by British Gal 1973 June 11, 2022

united beaner service 

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do

United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do

united beaner service by shane p August 23, 2006

Self Service 

Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.

Females can do this also.

Mom: -Knocking on door- Honey, open the door!

Kid: Be quiet mom, I'm giving myself self service.

Self Service by Yeah that. June 27, 2011