meatal smearant

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Complete cheek separation

When a fine ass girl has butt cheeks that are so spread out, the cheeks are completely separated. Can also be abbreviated as CCS.

Elijah: damn look at the cheeks on that one!
Ray: yeah she defiantly has complete cheek separation!

by Complete cheek separation November 14, 2013

Did a Samara

When you date someone for less than a week before dumping their ass. For someone to be a 'Samara' They must do a lot of peace signs. The term is usually used to describe someone who is female but can be used for both genders.

Person 1: Is Sally still dating Bob?
Person 2: No she did a Samara

by Avo-on-Toast June 11, 2019

single seat of straight guy separation

A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.

Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.

by southernfried July 15, 2010

He only has a head to separate his ears.

a stupid person

A: "Jim got into trouble again last night."
B : "He only has a head to separate his ears."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

the samara

to fully just mack on some biatch before speaking to her

are you gonna do the samara on that chick man?

by jigga_please January 29, 2004

simaran

Simaran is a nice,kind caring person, but she smells like absolute shit.She always has a dog and she says that she will let you see it but she never does.She is really mean to some people, she is a big bitch but she is a loyal friend she will never tell your secret. You dont want to know a simaran.

Simaran, can I see your dog? Yes.(she didnt let me she lied)

by Emmywantsali1234 September 22, 2020