Butt sEGGS

After having anal sex, crack a farm fresh egg into her ass. Fuck the egg, finish, then shit the egg into a pan and cook to completion. Enjoy.

“I gaped tf outta this chick, then we made butt sEGGS” -Evan Daddy

by Lil dick Richardson September 25, 2021

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

The Anti Table Segregation Act

In the last week of June, you will have to sit at a different table and interact with the other kids

Friend 1: Bruh, The Anti Table Segregation Act is coming out
Friend 2: I know, I'm not excited

by Lism_ December 5, 2019

Steven Segal

Complete bad ass from Michigan

I went to the store and got my ass beat by Steven Segal

by JJ Ceaz July 7, 2006

Segelke

Being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the pitchers mound.

He pitches like a Segelke.

by "Segelke" March 17, 2003

SEGAMEGALOLZ

Vastly Superior to any form of lolz, lol, mega lolz, super lolz or even uberdooberlolz.

SEGAMEGALOLZ is the best, the top, the tip of the iceberg for lolz.

SEGA = A LEDGENDARY GAMES CONSOLE WHICH = COOLNESS

MEGA = Major, realy good or big.

LOLZ = to Laugh out Loud the Z increases lol factor by double.

When you say SEGAMEGALOLZ you ryhm MEGA WITH SEGA in order for it to sound more MEGA!

HAHA You fell over, SEGAMEGALOLZ

You Fail at life, SEGAMEGALOLZ

by Blitzz99 January 14, 2009

seggs

seggs is when ppl do inappropriate deeds.

p1: hey bby girl lets do seggs.
p2:ok.

by i ate ur dog sorry November 24, 2020