Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh

Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021

secret agent

A sex move made up by Alex waterman. Make a "gun" out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the vagina and rub cliterous with thumbs

i gave that bitch a secret agent

by Nik Lund June 16, 2005

Secret Service

When taking a female from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, then as she looks back you ejaculate in her ear causing her to put her hand up to her ear like a secret service agent covering his earpiece.

He gave her the secret service

by Justin G May 12, 2004

Secret Peter

A Person, usually a woman, who you are in love with, yet he/she doesn't know it.

"So you like Stephanie then?"
"Yes, she's my Secret Peter"

by English Language Contributer February 9, 2010

Secret Emeritus

To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.

I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022

secret stash

somethin ur not supposed to bring somewhere....so u bring it secretly....it can be a stash of weed, porn mags, alchohol....etc....mostly u bring it secretly for the good of the whole group, not only to b used by u...like for parties..but u have to sneak it past some1 like ur parents for example

-hey im bored being stuck here for 2 days...this spiritual retreat sponsored by our school and forcing us to sign up sucks-any1 got a secret stash to keep us busy 2nite?
-yep i got some dope weed and beer, lets party!
-k not too loud tho u'll wake the nuns...remember its past lights out time

by tha p....p rick.....p$....menyc:) July 7, 2005

secret cougar hunter

A man who has been hunting a cougar for ten or more years. He has been waiting for her to become single. He may have been in prior relationships to cover up his love/infatuation with the woman, but always breaks it off when the cougar becomes single. He stalks his prey carefully and for a long period of time before he pounces.

Hey man, you can stop being a secret cougar hunter and tap that ass, I heard she just dumped her boyfriend!

by bahewitt October 20, 2011