Scruffy J

The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.

*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand

by thehoppinator March 16, 2009

Scruffocate

-To prevent the respiration of a human being by suffocating them with a big, stretchy, sweaty scrotum.

-Suffocation by use of a scrotum

I will scruffocate you if you don't stop talking.

by n00bsauce2010 June 14, 2011

Scruffington

A portmanteau nickname given by Pirates of the Caribbean fans to James Norrington in 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'. Coupling of 'scuffy' and 'Norrington'.

Can also refer to a male character who, while once quite clean, devolves into a 'scruffy' look. Said character is usually from a story set in a past time period, but doesn't always have to be.

Damn, I didn't notice him in his powdered wig in the first movie, but now Scruffington is really hot!

by Aleitheia December 19, 2013

Scrufflord

Anyone who self identifies as a Femboy and/or a Furry

"Kyle I am a Scrufflord. I've always known bill, I've always known"

by I_Love_Fat_Corn_Nutz December 19, 2022

Poo scruffs

The scruffs left behind on the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a massive dump.

Eden: " HOLY BAJEEBERS! Aziza those are some pretty big poo scruffs you left there"
Aziza "I know.. but last time you took a shit i had to scrub it all off.. "
Eden: *tilts head in shame the looks up to the sky with fists in the air* "CURSE YOU POO SCRUFFS!!"

by Yigida June 18, 2011

Scrumf

A weak ass enemy from any video game that can be killed by just looking at it. Also used to describe someone who can't fight.

That guy went down like a scrumf!
Dude, you're such a scrumf.

by PoopyButt Magoo February 25, 2015

Scruffing

The act of a male or female, though often male, furiously masterbating as if it were a matter of life and death. This act is then often repeated throughout the day. This term is also used in slang as "Scruffin".

Where is Todd? He is probably in his room scruffing.

by Scruffington March 25, 2010