Labia which happen to belong to a women of dubious cleanliness / moral standards. This does NOT ALWAYS refer to a physcially dirty vagina but may indeed purely indicate distaste with the persons behaviour. Originating in the UK.
"Please do not invite ( name of person )to the wedding I could not bear to imagine her dragging along her scruff flaps and just spoiling it"
by scruff flaps March 26, 2008
Get the scruff flaps mug.Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.
by Kylee August 11, 2003
Get the scrumping mug.A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store
Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught
Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught
-"Mike you look homeless right now?"
-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"
-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"
-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"
-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"
by mmcc1211 November 13, 2011
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by yoyoigotafro July 27, 2009
Get the scrumpadoochous mug.Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".
by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006
Get the neck scruffing mug.Humberto: Hi ladies, how's it goin'? You girls wanna hang out?
Girl 1: No, we have to do stuff
Humberto: Well what if I told you I had the "What are you trying to prove" achievement?
Girl 2: What the hell is that?
Humberto: It's something special from Left 4 Dead, just like the two of you.
Girls: laugh and walk away
Humberto: Slowly dies inside
Random guy watching: That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. What an achievement scrub.
Girl 1: No, we have to do stuff
Humberto: Well what if I told you I had the "What are you trying to prove" achievement?
Girl 2: What the hell is that?
Humberto: It's something special from Left 4 Dead, just like the two of you.
Girls: laugh and walk away
Humberto: Slowly dies inside
Random guy watching: That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. What an achievement scrub.
by Heff Garsha August 16, 2010
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