scrotum scoffing

a attempt of fully inserting the scrotum (including testicles)in to ones mouth and ejactulating at the same time...

"scrotum scoffing is so fun when your mama does it"

by Bourkes May 15, 2005

Scrotumatthew

1: A person who engages in oral sex for money. They also pull on the hairs of the customer while they are performing the act.

A woman is sucking on a mans who-dilly and pulls on the hairs of his little butthole and gives him a weird type of pleasure only he enjoys. This woman is a "Scrotumatthew".

by Smuckada Brown March 22, 2009

Scrotum Couch

An object on which to rest your testicles. Common objects include a chin, a bag of ice (after a kicking), and a butthole (during intercourse).

Ron - 'Hey, Tim. Last night I turned Sally's chin into a scrotum couch.'

Tim - 'Sally Winters?'

Ron - 'Yeah. She was all over this shaft.'

Tim - 'You son of a bitch. I'm dating her now.'

by Dicknamer March 13, 2009

scrotum stuffer

an insult to men with ant sized balls

you fuckin scrotum stuffer

by Isaiah McChillin August 8, 2009

Scrotum Boobs

When a chick thinks its hot when there is a gap between her boobs. They hang low looking like a male's scrotum, causing the name.

Wow that chick has some serious scrotum boobs.

by rachyhater April 4, 2011

scrotum dream symbol

This is when you tuck your scrotum into your body to resemble the anatomy of a vagina. This has the tendency to be mixed up with what Buffalo Bill performed in Silence of the Lambs. Bill simply tucked his penis and balls between his legs.

"Herbert gave himself a scrotum dream symbol so he can fool heterosexual men into believing that he has a vagina."

by Silva Cat December 9, 2008

Scrotum Pole

Remarkably tall man with a persnality of a ball sack

That unusually lanky chap over there just clobbered that old lady over the loaf of bread with her own hand bag! What a Scrotum Pole

by Mace419 January 22, 2011