scottis

a person who enjoy making scottlan babies and like to say erm & meep alot.

my name is scottis and i often like to make scottlan babies

by scottis August 23, 2011

Scottie Pippen

To have a large swollen bump on your head, similar to Scottie Pippen in the 96-97 NBA Playoffs, when he was hit by a Alonzo Mourning elbow.

Damn!!! Look at that Scottie Pippen on his head!!!

by Anthony Robles March 4, 2006

Scottish Operator

Tricking your significant other into drinking pee.

"Amanda's been complaining about the lack of trust in our relationship ever since I gave her that Scottish Operator."

by Saddy Dumpington September 19, 2005

Scottish Whale

Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade

Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.

by Dr. JM Buck July 31, 2004

Scottish Mulberry

The act of generously making a homemade alcoholic beverage made of obscure fruits and vegetables. After that, one takes his/her concoction freezes it for several days, then stuffs it up the unsuspecting anus of his/her partner, jamming it in vigorously over and over until the soft pink area of the anus bleeds.

John: How was your weekend, Bill?
Bill: Oh, it was great, John. I performed the Scottish Mulberry on Gweneth.

John: Sounds like quite the adventure!
Bill: Oh you betcha, John! *smiles*

by Googly-Moogly November 27, 2011

scottish flower

The view under a Scottish kilt.

The highlander did a cart-wheel and showed the whole town his Scottish flower.

by immortalsoldier December 17, 2013

scottish rutabaga

the scottish rutabaga is a reference previously used by earl to describe Mr. Skorich. Skorich IS the scottish rutabaga.

"you look like a scottish rutabaga"

they look like Mr. Scorich.

by the dark wolf May 6, 2014