Schemey

Person from a housing estate (a scheme) usually of an undesirable nature such as a chav.

The other day I saw this schemey breaking into a car and nicking the radio.

by G Burns July 11, 2003

schloggy schemer

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.

John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

by salcruzzle June 2, 2023

Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.

"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"

by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005

Scheembler

People you tend to like.

Dave and Mika are Scheembler's.

by joeramwasbanned September 12, 2009

schemplicate

to drink bud light and bang hot aliens

I would like to schemplicate this weekend.

by barmonkey January 17, 2011

Scheren ficker

German: Scissor fucker, means to have a sexual attraction to sharp blades.

He's a scheren ficker (He's a scissor fucker)

by Bananub March 15, 2015