Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 24, 2017

Scat (scattered)

That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.

I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro

"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"

by Keegyn March 08, 2017

scat head

To have shit for brains

Dion was a scat head

by onedrome January 24, 2012

Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

by Enginerd8 July 14, 2015

velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

by FredPDX May 12, 2009

Scat rat

A thing that little 8 year olds call eachother on roblox when everything else is blocked

"Ur mom Gay"
"Shut up Scat Rat"

by Antisocial_ December 11, 2018

liquid scat

The hip new craze that all the kids ar going mad for. Involves taking a whole packet of laxitives to get liquid scat more like thick chocolate milkshake, for sexual activities.

I've had a whole packet of laxitives, I hope I can hold the liquid scat in until I get to Scatsta, then the fun will begin!!!

by BCOT June 30, 2008