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Scathing Scorpion Sandpit

When your partner shit in a mixture of oatmeal and kitty litter and then your partner proceeds to lie in it on her stomach whilst hanging her ankles above her torso like a scorpion. You then proceed to layer your dick with hot sauce before penetrating her.
Joel was very contempt with normal sex tonight but Samara insisted they try out the Scathing Scorpion Sandpit, as it was part of her culture.
by sozboz November 1, 2015
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Soul searching

A ridiculous and overly-dramatic phrase that dumbasses and losers use to describe reevaluating their sad, worthless lives. Using this pretentious and pathetic phrase in public will make you look more pitiful than if you were a meth addict at the end of your rope.
John: I just can't get over Tasha dumping me. I think I need to do some soul searching.
Kenny: What is this, Dawson's Creek? Quit talking like you're on a soap opera and get over it.
by mcsuire January 28, 2020
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Pan Scratching Lesbian

A woman who is no domestic goddess and emits sexual ambiguity
Broski - "She burns everything she cooks!"
Brosif "What a pan scratching Lesbian!"

Broski - "She's a lesbian?"

Brosif - "Meh, maybe?"
by Steven mc gleeban July 19, 2016
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pork scratchings

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.
conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!
by mr. porky April 3, 2007
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smelching

to steal or smuggle without being caught by the police.
I smelched the drugs into my room
by nick May 13, 2005
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Snatching

A sweet guy who sometimes thinks he's the spot light in every situation but in actual fact he's just really self conscious and sleeps with every girl he can to build confidence.
P1: THE rain missing the grass!
P2: STOP being such a snatching!
by 911111101010101 March 30, 2019
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scalping

1) Going up to Scalp Ave. in Richland and trying to get chicks
2) The act of removing the scalp from a defeated enemy in combat. happened to that poor British guy in Last of the Mohegans
*john* hey you whant to go Scalping?!
*flake* sure!!
*smay* hells yea!!!!!!!
*Anthony* *yells loudly and pulls a knife out and leeps at john*
by KingToney September 28, 2007
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