SATCHMOES

The politically-correct way of insulting multiple persons implying that the insultee(s) are morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser(s) with personalities to match.

Person 1: "You see that table of people from highschool over there?"
You: "Yea, what a bunch of Satchmoes."

by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004

Sitchy

Situation or slang for situation is usually used in drill rap in the summary of murdering opps on blissful beats

Yo cuh you got the sitchy on that niccuh from 75th

by Niccuh June 7, 2022

satchel

n: a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.

Satchel, quit getting an ego off of textly insulting 8 year old twinks on Furcadia.

by Zyphon January 31, 2004

sitchy

Sitchy is a slang word for a situation. Sitchy describes an event or circumstance someone is experiencing at the moment.

You look like you're tripping, what's your sitchy?

by LuckyBobo May 4, 2018

Satch^

Nickname for Sting, lead singer in the group 'The Police'. Why it's his nickname when it's longer than his normal stagename is a mystery, a mystery that is said to have been solved by an Ape that goes by the name of Rip. This Ape is said to be found in various KFC outlets throughout South-Eastern England. But approach with care as he uses hax.

"Yo Satch^, hit me with another song my Hombre!" *Satch^ proceeds to beat the Sting admirers*

by Brian Partyh June 30, 2004

satchmatchelface

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.

that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.

by wilc0041 August 10, 2008

Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011