Satan 

The sexy bookworm of the entire devildom, Obey Me’s highlight of high intellect which automatically makes him the best character from the whole game.

“Oh no! I used up all my demon vouchers and Satan still didn’t come home >:0”

Satan by avatarofsimping February 6, 2022

Satan 

a pretty cool dude i had dinner with him last night

uh idk satan

Satan by _some dude_ February 6, 2022

Satan 

Our lord and savior

Bro wanna worship Satan?

Satan by Flipthetable March 12, 2022

Satan 

the guy who everyone hates for no reason even though he punishes evil and has killed far less then god

satan is trying his best give him a break

Satan by i fucked your mom and your dad July 20, 2022

Satan 

The primordial omnipresent conscious darkness, throughout nature, as well as the universe, which speaks and the 'supreme' prince of evil.

Satan harms innocent people for his entertainment/selfish desires, as well as has narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) and brainwashes others to be the same.

(Notes: Satan tries to cover up for his disorder, including by confusing others that neurotypical people have it.

He has demons who work for him to spread his disorder around the universe.

No god was powerful enough to destroy Satan, but one day a being shall come to do so as the prophecy fortold).

'Satan isn't necessarily a red human with horns, but the omnipresent evil conscious darkness, throughout nature and the universe, which speaks.'

(Please read my definition of evil & demon for more information).

Satan by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 13, 2022

satan 

my ex

she is as fucking crazy just like satan

satan by fuck you-suck it October 8, 2022

Satan 

#1 The One who wanted to be God cause God rulz! But ended up his own cuckold. Now he spends every waking minute pretending to be a winner. His time is almost over.

#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.

#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..

Me# Satan, ur not welcome here!
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.

Satan by -dipshit November 20, 2022