Car salesman

the art of selling cars

if you got conned or lied to or swindeled then you are a stupid fuck for signing to buy the car last i looked salesman dont carry guns you stupid fuckers out there dont knock the car salesman for giving you a bad deal last time you bought a car. you signed for it asshole

by jeff1978 August 3, 2006

salehar

wife's brother's wife

sasural mein saali na ho to salehar bhi chalegi

by sandhya October 13, 2004

sales muscle

To have a stronge sales backing, team or orginisation.

"They may have a poor product but they have a lot of sales muscle."

by Jamie Leonard February 12, 2008

salsaphobia

the irrational fear of salsa, either hot or cold, with ingredients such as cream cheese, velveeta, tomatoes, peppers, and queso. It also applies if you think you have a salsa monster living under your bed.

"Hey, do you want some chips and dip?"
"NO! I have a bad case of salsaphobia AND a salsa monster living under my bed. Get that away from me." (while running and/or screaming)

by tricky tractor February 9, 2010

salesdoctor

A doctor of any sort (i.e optician, physician) who tries to advertise certain medications and services in an attempt to make more money.

My optician, Lauren, told me that there was nothing that could be done about my eyesight and suddenly became a salesdoctor when she brought up an expensive Lasik eye surgery.

(I then discovered contacts)

by bjwebs April 1, 2011

saleaha

Unique ; ambitious, sophisticated, outgoing. Well respected and demands respect. Bound to make history. People person ; extremely intelligent ; very beautiful inside and out. Trustworthy, dependable. A leader. A woman of strength and integrity.

That Saleaha chick, she's different!

by LadyEmpire87 January 14, 2016

salesfu

SalesFu – /seylz-foo/

noun. The art of identifying & capturing customer energy to be used in persuading & influencing a purchase decision. A combination of Sales and KungFu, salespeople usually refer to their profession as some time of combat, so it's common to hear references to boxing or karate.

Dude, your salesfu was strong on that prospect, I wish I could sell like that.

by Smoochey December 4, 2016