Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩

STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021

samsa

a low life. one who smells of rotten decaying fecial matter. often found in their hut wallowing in their own trash they rummaged from the streets in the shittiest form. they vary in form but are always recognizable by their cave man shaped heads and their greasy discusting hair. you will often catch them dropping lines such as..."just checkin out the rims, man!", "im not a samsa im a samsonite!"

"I seen that samsa dragging that wretched rotten piss stained couch from the dump down the road"
"whoa wtf that dirty samsa is digging in my trash can again! well maybe he will be happy to find the moldy rotten dominoes pizza and cinna sticks i had 10 days ago..."

by the citizens of peshtigo February 9, 2004

samson

sweet man.
from regina spektor's song- "samson"

"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"

by ___emily May 24, 2007

SamSilverman

The lint that collects at the top of your butthole.

Dude I had such a SamSilverman last night.

OR

Dude. Your SamSilverman is showing.

by Sexybabe1233212333123123123123 May 9, 2010

Samsung Fanboys

Fans that are totally braindead and would defend samsung at any will and cost and raid anyones justifiable opinion against their products. They spend most on their time on their plastic and metal just sitting hours all day and talking shit about apple users and how they financially idiots they are yet most samsung fanboys would go out buy a new samsung without good consideration of products true worth. they’re the most annoying people to exist

Samsung Fanboys: yeah i got the new 30000$ ICondom Ultra 6G Galaxy Pen S.E.X
Person: Yeah who cares get what to pay for
Samsung Fanboy: OMG lol ur a stupid iSheep Apple is trash cause don’t have customizability

Person: Ecosystem is Convenient
Samsung Fanboys: ahh stfu go suck on apple cock and the iphone 12 has weak batteries and has no Customizability

Person: Samsung Fanboy detected

by weebsjustsuck November 25, 2020

Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club

A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.

Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.

by LaxBros69 February 1, 2018

Uncle Sam's Army

Uncle Sam's Army is the nickname for the fans and supporters of the US Men's National Soccer Team. Prevealent at the World Cup, Gold Cup, and any US home game north of Virginia.

"Did you watch the game last weekend against Haiti? That was me beating the drum for Uncle Sam's Army"

by ZW June 21, 2006