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stone age wank

when you dont have anything to masturbate to so you must think about it
the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank
by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017
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Stone Temple Pilots

Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.
Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots
by Christian335 August 13, 2017
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Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.
(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"
by StonesLaw March 4, 2019
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Stone Shit Storm

When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.
"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."
by Big Nuts McJim April 4, 2020
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Stone Bone

A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.
Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone
by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020
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Stone face savage

A faceless expression with little to no emotion behind

Mention less face expression
After the samurai had killed the beast he just stood there with no face Expression, it were as if he was a stone face savage
by Sir_Sensei October 15, 2021
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stone washing

it is when a a woman and two men come together in an act of love, and they double penetrate her. they fuck her until they cum, and until she cums, and then they rub their nuts together.
last night, crystal stone washed with rudy and bob.
by driftwood July 26, 2005
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