spasticle

A combination of spastic and spectacle; when one lets a particular genre of music dictate the way they dress, especially when their dress sense is horribly mismatched already. The end result has them walking around in public making themselves look like a complete retard. Goths and Emo Kids are fine examples of spasticles.

I was walking around city centre today, and saw this guy with giant black platform shoes, black baggy pants with black bondage straps, black bomber jacket with bondage straps, chains hanging from his butt and piercings galore all over his face. What a spasticle!

by Druss December 12, 2008

Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.

In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...

by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008

Spasian

A non-caucasian person of undefinable race, typically seen in Advertisements and Commercials. Spasians are chosen specifically for their appeal to both Asian and Latino viewing markets.

If your Mom is Latino and your Dad is from Asia, then you are a Spasian, just like that guy on the State Farm Commercials (or the parents of AT&T's 57th President.)

by Momsatrip September 24, 2010

Spase Dave

Thinks hes better than everyone else. Ego maniac, conceided and dillusional and is very paranoid of what everyone thinks of him.

Person1: Man look at that guy he thinks everyone likes him when they really dont like him
Person: What a Spase Dave

by Captain Planet June 30, 2003

Spasmodic

Sudden and violent but brief, fitful, intermittent

"Excuse me, Sir, but can you tell me why my hand is being spasmodic right now? It won't stop twitching."

The stick-shift car with the first-time driver inside appeared to be spasmodic to bystanders.

by minibeanz23 December 11, 2011

Spasm chasm

bilbo vagins. A patch of wrinkles covered in fur with a moist hole in the middle. Missile bunker. An 'ussy' that starts with 'p'.

Put your missile in my bunker to turn it into a spasm chasm

by .•● October 26, 2018

Asum Spasm

A spasm of the buttuck.... Vigorous twitching in the rear and this phenomona only occurs when the sufferer is disturbed or irritated by peers.

Chelsea: "I think we could all use a good grind and hand crank..."

Rob: "I agree lets do that."

Kasey: "You people make my ass twitch..." O___o

Chelsea: "Hoe shit, shes got the Asum spasm..."

by Sucktacular bacheler July 21, 2010