hair shorts

a girls legs when they only shave below the knees. Often attributed to lazy poeple or dirty vegans.

That girl was hot. When I got her naked she was sporting hair shorts. Junk.

by Jimmy Awesome April 23, 2006

mumble shorts

Extremely tight shorts on a female. The shorts are said to be so tight, that you can see the lips moving, but you just can't hear what they are saying.

"Check out the mumble shorts on her."

by Wh1skey M1ke June 11, 2007

get some shorts

To recieve BOMB HEAD from a female.

"hey what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to get some shorts from this beezy."

by gabe s. January 3, 2006

Sorrs

A shortening of the word "sorry". Pronounced like the acronym S.A.R.S which stands for Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome though it is completely unrelated to the disease. To be used in a hurry.

Jane: "Tom, you just stepped on my foot!"
Tom (yelling over his shoulder): "Sorrs, I'm late for a meeting!"

by ellie.lizard March 29, 2009

Pumpum shorts

West Indian slang for an extra shot shorts on a female.

bamboclat man look at this Pumpum shorts.

by hoodie755 January 2, 2010

Sort your neck out

As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..

Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again!

Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else

(Gaffer enters)

Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh

!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!

by GGGuni April 30, 2014

Soresticaluumalistic

A word that your trying to make popular and if it isn't a popular word it's called a soresticaluumalistic word

Hey I've got a soresticaluumalistic word that I want to show you. It's arenoplasism

by Fading puppy January 2, 2022