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Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.
Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.
by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022
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Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.
Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.
by Bluebillattii April 6, 2024
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Soak City

Describing how wet a girl is/ can get.
Issac- She gonna take me to soak city when I see her.

Ricky- Oh shittt I see you man!
by citygirlz4l February 5, 2024
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Soaking William

Soaking William is the ultimate wet Willy. Taking two wet fingers and inserting into both ears of person wanting a soaking William.
My wife is giving me a soaking William after work today.
by Ain’t.no. William June 4, 2025
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toke and soak

Smoking marijuana followed by a relaxing soak in he tub.
I see a toke and soak in my future.
by Aquarius13 November 21, 2017
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Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.
Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works
by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025
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Soak

To get hit by a fast-flying puck, ball, fist, etc. and show little to no sign of pain.
by Blueduckclan November 14, 2019
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