Cuban smear campaign.

A sex act involving forceful, anal sex where the male is on top with the female's knees placed beside the ears. The force of the thrusting pushes the female along the floor/bed/sex platform using the lubrication produced to slide her along on her back. The streak lends to the "smear" terminology, the color of the naturally produced lubricant lending the "Cuban".

I saw a Porno last night where some hung dude ran a 100 yard "Cuban smear campaign." on a drunk bitch.

by Jerseywigger September 16, 2009

charlie shead

Will deffo bum yer mum.

Massive nerd of history. Will rape you while saying the dates of medieval kings. Good at breaking girls hearts.

"Look at Charlie Shead! He's banging your mum again!"

by Sausage7 December 11, 2017

The Pap Smear

When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.

So I was going down on Christine and her vagina smelled fishy so I did The Pap Smear on her and diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis.

by SlimTim June 25, 2016

smad

When something is so Mad, it becomes Smad.

Free steak for lunch is smad

by 20man February 16, 2009

smeagle

The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.

Dude your sister smeagled me last night.

by addy123 June 23, 2008

smear

A tiny fart you can't hear but it still smells. This can be a noun or a verb.

What smells? I smeared.

by lukethedolphin December 28, 2011

shit smear

derogatory term for an aloof person

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear

by lexi June 30, 2004