shower sheriff

A male that sneaks peeks at other mens genitals in the locker room.

"I busted Allan checking out my unit after practice. He is a shower sheriff!"

by kris irvine February 23, 2008

shower-wipe

A shower-wipe is when you are taking a shit and realize it's one of those that will use up a whole roll of toliet paper (usually after a heavy shit) so you just jump in the shower spread your cheeks and clean all the ass waste.

Dude I just took the biggest shit and had no tp left so I just shower-wiped.

by Ben Noxul June 27, 2006

awful shower of cunts

Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life.

The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.

Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"

Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"

Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"

Niall: "Yeah go on..."

by Kurt Cocaine September 23, 2009

Shower Job

When you masturbate your partner in the shower.

Brad: "My wife gave me the best shower job last night. She is fucking awesome".

Ol' mate: "You lucky bastard"

Maree: "My husband gets into the shower with me and I give him a shower job. He loves it when I lather up the soap and massage his nuts and wank him off".

by Bella Maree July 5, 2010

shower shark

a dominant homosexual convict man that preys on a weaker man that may or may not be gay in the mens shower of any lock-up situation usually in the penitentiary where he has been confined for any length of time and needs some loving he will find it by forcefully overpowering another man!!!

i gotta watch my back in the showers... yesterday i caught this fool eyeballing me... this shower shark might try to get crazy
i'm taking my shank with me if this fools try to play me i'm not going to have any choice but to take this straight to his neck... homie don't play that

by eighty-six November 4, 2007

Hippie shower

to put on patchoulli oil when in need of a shower.

"i just took a hippie shower"

by myghee July 3, 2005

showerthought

An idea, thought, or concept that first comes to you when you are taking your morning shower or doing some other part of your morning routine.
Often an epiphany
Often sudden
Often marked by the inability to recall later

"This morning I had a showerthought! I figured out the Flux Capacitor!"

by Kageka January 30, 2009