shower-wipe 

A shower-wipe is when you are taking a shit and realize it's one of those that will use up a whole roll of toliet paper (usually after a heavy shit) so you just jump in the shower spread your cheeks and clean all the ass waste.

Dude I just took the biggest shit and had no tp left so I just shower-wiped.

shower-wipe by Ben Noxul June 27, 2006

shower wipe

Taking a shower after defecating to skip the wiping process. This is less messy, as you can wipe your arse with your hands and then wash your hands.

Johnny: "Dude I just dropped a huge one, sorry for the mess"

Dave: "You wipe, or pull the old shower wipe trick?"

Johnny: "Showered obviously, though the back of my hands still smell a bit."

shower wipe by wankoneoff November 20, 2013

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025