slipped and fell

the excuse that you give at a hospital when you have an object jammed inside your body in an attempt for sexual gratification. it is usually not believable

i slipped and fell on my sharpie and it's stuck in my ass.

by Kaja2 June 24, 2016

Shit Slipper

Slang for a Doner Kebab

Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....

I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!

by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010

Slippery Mexican

Sneaking in from the back door and jumping into the front passenger seat of a vehicle, while two or more individuals are fighting for shotty outside the vehicle.

Damn! Stan pulled a Slippery Mexican on us!

by zomgiateabear January 13, 2009

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.

Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Slippery Steve

When, while taking a dump, one allows a turd to partially leave the ass, and then pulls it back into and out of their asshole repeatedly. Also called "shit fucking".

Rob: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Steve: "I was giving myself a Slippery Steve."

Rob: "That's.... terrible."

by salvatore iii December 15, 2008

stripper slipper

A clear high heel shoe worn mostly by strippers in a strip club.

I think she was on her way to work at the club because she was wearing a tight skirt and her stripper slippers at the gas station.

by bigdamo94 September 1, 2007

slippin

Slippin, is what happens when you are careless and naïve and someone more street savy takes advantage of that.

Or

It can be something that happends in your life that could have been avoided. tThat you did not catch.

Ex: You were walking down the street conting your money and someone walks up to you, beats your ass, and takes your money... You was Slippin

Or

you are not ready for kids but - you are having unsafe sex and gets a ripper pregnant...and she's keepin it. You straight slippin!

by shortyrogue January 18, 2008