Sleeve & Leave

When you spill something and try to wipe it with your sleeve before giving up and leaving before you get caught

Graham: bro I was at starbys yesterday and totally biffed drinking my machiatto so I had to pull the ol’ sleeve & leave
Johnny Snakeguns: shut up city boy

by Johnny Thumb-Balls January 21, 2020

Pecker sleeve

A Condom

Yo John go to the gas station and pick me up some pecker sleeves

by Mr gat May 12, 2020

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

cleveland sleeve

Sex act consisting of the tongue being placed between the uncircumcised foreskin and glans of a penis

“I’m sorry you’re a Jew, you’ll never get a Cleveland sleeve”

by BigDaddyDingus April 13, 2022

Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.

“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”

by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021

Slick Sleeve

N. A service member, particularly in the armed forces (Army, Marines, police officer, etc.) who has not yet elapsed enough experience to earn a rank insignia from deployment or tenured employment.

Rita: Now you listen here, slick sleeve - the only thing you have on that uniform of yours is a badge and I will have it by the end of the day if you act out.
Probie: Yes, ma'am.

by insulatedpotato June 27, 2023

pussy sleeve

when a worn out pussy needs to be reconditioned by shoving a ham in her vagina and pulling out the bone.

it was like fucking a jar of mayo, so i fixed the problem with a pussy sleeve

by akfffsf January 14, 2007