Logan simonson

Guy with a big wang

Logan Simonson has a big wang

by iuirto8784hr0834 December 13, 2022

Xander Simmonds

Absolute legend at Basketball due to AUSA Membership. Can be caught rizzing HH around the clock.

That kid Xander Simmonds is rizzing up HH.

by Susbus123 October 17, 2023

National Preston Simons Day

Everyday is national preston simons day.

I love National Preston simons day.

by Ramone324 July 25, 2019

Naty Lebron Is Gene Simmon's Daughter

Naty Lebron Is Gene Simmon's Daughter

Naty Lebron Is Gene Simmon's Daughter

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Naty Lebron AresesisA Gene Simmon's Daughter

Naty Lebron AresesisA Gene Simmon's Daughter

Naty Lebron AresesisA Gene Simmon's Daughter

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018