Lo! mine asshole hath opened up! Look how a fiery torrent of shit doth rain forth from it! 'Twas a shameful mistake to have eaten beans the other night!
Ok for all you ignorant people who follow the webster distionary .
The word " shit " is a Acroynm....it was created in the late 1700 , when the english were shipping products from Europe to the new world.
The bottom of the boat would seep in water , thus getting things wet. SO each crate was stamped with the acroynm S.H.I.T = this stood for " Ship Hi In Transit " ..This way each Item was placed on the top deck....it had NO bearing on the swear word...Only those who read webster who was not a language person would come up with such foolishness...so dig your head out of your &^^^^ , and learn the language ..Post others and I will help you ...
The definition of shit is Ship High In Transit. Back in the day of the colonial times ships would box horse and cow manure and transport them in ships, but when a crew men would go check on the cargo of manure with a lantern, meanwhile the boxed manure is on the bottom of the ship which has moisture creating methane gas. As the crew men approached the bottom deck it would explode to smithereens . There for they stamped SHIT on the boxes to make sure they are stored on a higher level of the ship.
There was an extra load of SHIT labelboxes on the ship causing it too stink.