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Shit

The definition of shit is Ship High In Transit. Back in the day of the colonial times ships would box horse and cow manure and transport them in ships, but when a crew men would go check on the cargo of manure with a lantern, meanwhile the boxed manure is on the bottom of the ship which has moisture creating methane gas. As the crew men approached the bottom deck it would explode to smithereens . There for they stamped SHIT on the boxes to make sure they are stored on a higher level of the ship.

There was an extra load of SHIT label boxes on the ship causing it too stink.

by KyleKendrick February 11, 2009