SheDouche

The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.

Minnie has become a total SheDouche! She won't even be seen in my Honda.

by Xderloin May 24, 2011

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

Shedded

To get extremely drunk and forget/lose everything.

He got shedded last night: He lost his keys, phone and dignity and ended up having to sleep in the shed until his girlfriend got home.

by HTEsser December 23, 2014

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by Golan September 23, 2005

shredding

a style of guitar playing characterized by extremely fast flurries of notes and extremely distorted tones. rusty cooley's style epitomizes shred playing. some other famous shredders are steve vai, joe satriani, and yngwie malmsteen. most shredders use ibanez or jackson guitars becasue of their thin flat necks, tremelo systems, very high output pickups and agressive looks among other factors. though loved by some, shredding is often attacked for being "unmusical" or just for show. some techniques commonly employed by shredders are tremelo picking, sweep picking, pinch harmonics, extremely wide vibrato, tapping, two handed tapping, and a myriad of whammy bar tricks.

"dude jimi hendrix totaly shreds it up!"
"wel acctaully, jimi's improvisational style is very melodic and has a strong bassis in the chords being played behind it, he is not shredding"

by michael langdon August 12, 2006

shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions

Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"

by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010

Shed Gang

A secret society at the University of St Andrews. Rumored to operate out of the local shed.

J: Hey man, my buddy from Dundee's coming over Friday. Shed gang ?

Q: Fuck ya 🅱oi Shed gang , whole lotta shed shit

by Jewish Lightning October 2, 2018