scandilarious

a scandalous joke that is almost humourous

"have u herd the one about the inspector and the bricklayer?"
"oh yeah, its scandalarious"

by abernethy June 5, 2005

Sandalwoodie

What a guy gets if he has a fetish for women in minimal footware.

When I saw Nancy on the beach, I popped a sandalwoodie.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Slandals

Only if wearing socks with slides

Hey, I like your slandals

by Benedict Cumberbunch October 10, 2018

sandal throwing

A punishment used by Arab and Hispanic parents to punish they're children when they try to run away.

Christian child: "How do your parents punish you?"
Arab/Hispanic Kid: "Have you heard of sandal throwing?"

by Hispanic Master October 24, 2019

sandal dodging

A technique used by Arab/Hispanic children to protect themselves from a brutal punishment.

Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"

by Hispanic Master October 24, 2019

lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman

dude that story had the lizard sandals

by That Slothman August 7, 2010

alex standall

Alex Standall a cute little bean, well known for being a character in the Netflix's official series "13 Reasons Why". He's played by the beautiful and talented, amazingly special actor called Miles Heizer.

Alex Standall is my favourite character. He's so precious!

by alexstandall June 27, 2017