The art of closing down Microsoft Windows programmes that are pissing you off. by pressing Ctrl,Alt & Del. Repeat the experience to restart the computer.
by StarFox September 4, 2003

Where you kick a girl in her twat. Make her give u some angry head then before you blow ur load salute her and blow it in her face!
by xxKronicNinjaxx October 19, 2011

by dickganker97 March 2, 2010

While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.
by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

three fingered salute is another name for CTRL+ALT+DELETE.
CTRL+ALT+DELETE does...
Windows 3.11 = blue screen prompt to restart.
Windows 9x = Applications-only version of Task Manager.
Windows 2000 = Lock PC screen
Windows XP Home = Task Manager.
Windows XP Pro = Lock PC screen
Windows Vista and 7 = Menu to log off, switch user, lock computer, turn off and Task Manager
CTRL+ALT+DELETE does...
Windows 3.11 = blue screen prompt to restart.
Windows 9x = Applications-only version of Task Manager.
Windows 2000 = Lock PC screen
Windows XP Home = Task Manager.
Windows XP Pro = Lock PC screen
Windows Vista and 7 = Menu to log off, switch user, lock computer, turn off and Task Manager
by Rob215 June 23, 2010

When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.
Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.
Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.
Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.
by Youknowyadayada December 8, 2009

by me no wait Jesus December 9, 2007
