Russian Meteor

A few naked girls interlock and become a tangled mesh which is the meteor. Then a bunch of guys come in, find a hole and start pounding away.

Guy1: Dude look at thoes chicks over there!
Guy2: Yeah they're pretty hot!
Guy1: I'd love to engage in a Russian Meteor with them!

by The_Natural_Log February 18, 2013

rusty moon

A horrendous anal infection in which one tries to fart but accidently shits their pants violently causeing the soupy mass to cover your entire ass. hence rusty moon

holy shit i just made a rusty moon!

by rusty moon October 14, 2014

rusty smith

A single rusty iron anal bead that has rusted over multiple uses.
Or
An anal bead that is left inside your asshole so long that it rusted from being in there.

I'm sorry Sir but I don't have a Rusty Smith in my system.

by SammyThe??? April 21, 2018

Rusty Trusty

A chick that’s a 6 or below (looks wise) who comes over to suck your dick whenever you want then leaves expecting nothing in return.

1. Ashley is my Rusty Trusty.

2. My Rusty Trusty came over to suck my dick.

by JonBergeron69 February 3, 2020

Rusty Fuselage

1.
N; a term referring to a sexual position in which anal sex is performed while the dominant partner throws their arms out to the side and loudly makes airplane noises.

2.
N; an action performed inside an airplane lavatory after a one partner farts, and the other quickly sticks it in. (This version of the Rusty Fuselage must be performed after the parter 'sticking it in' shouts "Get ready for some turbulence!")

After a romantic dinner he gave her a Rusty Fuselage.

"Get ready for some turbulence! You're about to get a Rusty Fuselage!"

by You're Welcome lololol February 15, 2020

Russian Rat Ritual

The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.

Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!

by ScrunchieWaterBottle February 24, 2022

russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 5, 2022