Runescape

A MMORPG created by the British company Jagex in 1999. The game depicts a medieval fantasy world of men and mystical beasts. Although the graphics were simplistic it had a seductive charm. Slowly all you began to think about is Runescape. Playing Runescape, touching Runescape, feeling Runescape, being Runescape. Unfortunately the game now is nothing and lossed it's appeal and replay value......Before one could play Runescape and gain riches through the huge open world economy, staking in the arena through different modes of combat, and the most exhilarating game activity PKing (player killing). A pker would specalize in hand weapons, archery, or magic. There were also players of low level with high combative skills known as Pures. Unfortunately Jagex held a meeting in the year of 2007, the topic of discussion "How can we take the game loved by million and FUCK IT UP COMPLETELY"."I GOT IT" Said CoCEO GreedMcFuckson.."LET'S LIMIT TRADE TO MINUSCULE AMOUNTS THAT ARE NOT SIGNIFICANT TO PURCHASING ANY HIGHER TIER ITEMS IN THE GAME, ALSO MAKE IT SO FRIENDS CAN'T GIVE FRIEND ITEMS PRO BONO THROUGH TRADE TOO, MAKE IT SO PLAYERS CANT EVEN DROP ITEMS FOR OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE JUST BECAUSE, TAKE OUT ALL FORMS OF PLAYER KILLING BECAUSE KILLING IS WRONG, THOUGH A WHOLE SOCIETY, CULTURE WAS FOUNDED ON THIS FUNDAMENTAL ASPECT OF THE GAME, TAKE OUT THE ARENA AND REPLACE IT WITH A GIANT TURD SO IT REEKS OF SHIT EVERYTIME A FORMER DUELIST IS NEAR THE AL KHARID DESERT!"

Jesse: "Hey man you ever heard of Runescape?"
Kevin: "Yeah I used to play it, but then Jagex fucking ruined it."
Jesse: "So it's not worth playing now you'd say?"
Kevin: "I would rather perform seppuku upon myself, remove my eviscerated entrails and wrap them around my windpipe so that I may suffocate and die with dignity then play that piece of shit game that those greedy money suckers ruined."
Jesse: "Oh so no then..."

by KingJester February 1, 2015

runescape

The only game in the world that gets worse with more updates. Addicting. Life ruining. Or life making. Depends on what level you are.

Runescape is life.

by probably not emma stone September 8, 2016

Runescape

A game people love to bash, despite being fairly good overall. Yes, it's addictive to new players, and there's a lot of grind involved, but coming from the high level community I can say that it's very enjoyable, once you get to the point I'm at at least. If you play like it's your day-job then of course you're going to get addicted and eventually bored of it, and grow to despise it. But once you really get to know the game, it's community, and it's massive YouTube community, the grinding aspect becomes irrelevant and easy, and the game becomes very rewarding (Assuming you actually pay to play, otherwise the game's a massive waste of time with no real goals or purposes.)

Noob: "Runescape sucks, I caught 23000 trout and then I got scammed and died."

Good Player: "I'm gonna go trio Nex (a difficult boss), then go PKing on the pure I made in 4 hours that has a higher total level than you."

by UrJellyCuzUrBadAtRunescape January 8, 2012

RUNESCAPE

An MMORPG game by JaGex that is highly addictive. People who have nothing better to do with their life play this game. WARNING: It will brainwash you permanently!

Person 1: "Hey man!"
Person 2: "Hey! Man, I've been playing this game called runescape. It's awesome!"
Person 1: "Oh no! You have been brainwashed now!!!!"

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by SUE_MADRE_2 May 14, 2007

runescape

A crappy online game which is only popular because of its free status.

"They updated runescape yesterday! The graphics went from stick figures to claymation! oh yeah!" *high fives*

by Destri October 29, 2005

Runescape

Stupid game where 850.000 people =(guys of 12 years old, nerds, fags, guys with no life.) play this game because they have no idea how many things they miss in real life. I hear nerds and fags talking to me about how their daily runescape life was. E.G. "YES, Almost 2 levels further and I can fish sharks." Then the non-players (Including me) react like "Yaaay" in the meaning of "Do we care?" I have a friend who is never changing of subject to talk when we are heading to watch a movie, or renting a game or when I'm sporting and he's phoning me about what I'm doing, I'm inviting him to sport with me and asks him to wear training clothes but when he comes I don't see his training clothes just as nerdy as it always is and he comes with bullshit talks of runescape.

Aland: Hey what's up you coming to watch e.g. "Fuck runescape?"

Christophe: Yeah sure.

When they're heading to the movie.

Christophe: Hey guess what I was training and training I continued some people advised me to stop.

Aland (Thinks): Wow, he did some training exercises.

Christophe: But I didnt stop but when I had low health I quickly ran back to varrock and....
*Breaking conversation*
Aland (Thinks): Haaaah, he was talking about getting muscles in anti-real life AKA runescape.

Christophe: But still I'm wondering why are these giant moss spiders always dropping me mithril axes, that sounds cool.

Aland: You know what I want that they must drop?

Christophe: What?

Aland: A message wrote in big saying: STOP TALKING SHIT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU SAY AND STOP PLAYING RUNESCAPE AND PLAY REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

by Thewisedragon May 12, 2008

runescape

A game you should never play. It may seem fun at first but after 2 years you will say to yourself "Holy Shit! This game blows!".

Runescape is a game run by middle school kids because they don't halfto get off thier lazy asses and get a job at CVS, which you will in turn get fired from for no god damn reason.

by Linux System Message March 5, 2004