Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

booty rum

The act of inserting cane sugar into your anus, waiting for it to ferment and then drinking the rum.

Would you like to taste my "booty rum".

by dorite May 21, 2014

Rum plum

That little ball of poop that hangs from your ass. Also known as a dinkle berry.

Guy 1: I just threw you a rum plum. Don't eat it
Guy 2: that's nasty bro

by DetailedFrenzy February 6, 2021

Rum scum bull

Used as a an alternate saying for rock, paper, scissors.

Would you like to play rum scum bull?

by PeeWee1981 July 10, 2016

rum crum

(Or ) rum crumb. A disparaging word in response to someone who irritates you, playful, teasing.

After waking someone with insomnia, the insomniac says, “ You rum crumb, you woke me up”

by Lois Chapstick April 16, 2021

Rimming/Rumming

Rimming/Rumming are pronouns used by people who are secretly two midgets in a trenchcoat or are a swarm of all-powerful bees (also known as non binary people).

"My pronouns are rimming/rumming"
"But rimming/rumming are plural"
"Yes. I am two midgets in a trenchcoat"

by mechanicalnoise December 21, 2022

BURGONDy rUM

A school homcoming dance with cheer leaders and ballplayers that face off against other schools and schoolers on the dance floor.

I was apart of the burgondy rum homcoming dance off.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 8, 2017