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Lamb's Rum 

A British naval rum that is reported as being delish, but is generally consumed by homosexuals and hipsters at establishments frequented by arseholes.
Billy - 'If you boys come to the Cockin Squire, I'll shout you a Lamb's Rum and a dutch rudder'.
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Former touring Smashing Pumpkins keyboardist Jonathan Melvoin died of an accidental overdose of heroin and alcohol, sometimes referred to as "red rum".
red rum by Wellbung July 13, 2007

southampton red rum 

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..
"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"

why is the rum always gone 

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.

Spiced Rum 

When someone takes a very large volume diherea dump so that the entire toilet is a rich brown hue, and they then proceed to beat off ito the mixture, effectivly spicing there intestinal rum. The mixture is sometimes left for others to gawk at (when performed in public restrooms.

Typical after a hard night of drinking rum (alchohol runs and not getting off because you were a drunkin idiot)
"OMG did you see bill's spiced rum in the toilet upstairs,"
"yeah thats fuckin nasty"
Spiced Rum by UPPertonia January 31, 2008

spiced rum and guinness 

It's called the Doc Rock - made popular by The West Linn Saloon's beloved DJ, Doc Rock, in West Linn, Oregon.
Bartender, hand me a cold pint of Doc Rock (I.e. Spiced rum and Guinness).