Rule 12

"Never date a co-worker." From the all-important (and sometimes hypocritical) rules of Leroy Jethro Gibbs of NCIS.

Ziva: "Tony, we cannot break Rule 12."
Tony: "Why not? Gibbs and Jenny totally did."

by dinozzosgirl February 7, 2010

Rule 40

Pool's closed, due to AIDS.

Rule 36 states that "if it exists, it is someone's fetish", not Rule 40. Read the rules of the internet, newfag.

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008

The rules are simple

The rules are probably not simple.

When a guy says the rules are simple, there is a catch to it.

by pancake king June 30, 2020

Rule 420

Blaze it.

Rule 420 states: When the time is 4:20, regardless of AM or PM, one has to go wild.

Guy: Dude its 4:20
Guy 2: *Goes wild*

by PremierAlan December 4, 2016

Rule 85

One of the rules of the internet. If it exists there is a pony of it.

Bob: Must we ponify EVERY MEME?!
Alice: Rule 85 bro.

by RienLee October 31, 2011

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

The Jess Rule

Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.

The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.

*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!

by Drinking buddy November 28, 2017