Ruben

1) A fat slob from American Idol
2) A fat mexican slob from Valencia High School.

Ruben Telez is a punk ass bitch.

by Dizdik April 16, 2004

ruben

homo who everyone thinks is gay and he is not but he looks like a homo

yo ''ruban'' is a homo

ya he is look at him

i bet he fucks mekiy
look its ruben

by dude879 October 31, 2011

Ruben

A little bicth that has no lives and has a little dick so fucks a boy and suck alot of dick and is not a pipe and love Gabriel

Ruben is weak

by Gabrielthe1st April 20, 2017

Ruben

A fat little man who plays shitnite all day and jacks off to peppa pig getting raped and their dad left them thats why nobody loves him, he is also very gay and gets raped by his mummy, he he also has downsyndrome and his brother is ricky berwick. He is illiterate and can walk without having an autism attack.

Look there is a person who cant walk or read and they have downsyndrome his name must be ruben

by Big man Josh February 8, 2020

Ruben

small boy wanna be black kid who likes a !@#$%^&*() ugly ass gurl named Rosa De La Tora :P

a short but wanna be smarter kid than dylan white

by dick head May 4, 2004

Rubenesque

A woman that closely resembles Ruben Studdard, Afican-American Idol.

A Duncan Donuts server was fired today after she was found plucking goatee and placing them in the frosting. Needless to say the woman was exhibited very Rubenesque physical characteristics.

by Kieron J June 23, 2006

ruben

a pp head no brainer slaPPhead that eats butts for breakfast btw he eats pp pp

ruben is gay

by dankerdankest January 15, 2020