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rowan

the most hottest sexiest man alive
this shawty the hottest and will make u drool vigorously
Deborah: Damn, you see that guy, he looks like a Rowan
Robert: Packing, too. Real hottie
by vesper ate soap March 15, 2022
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Rowan County Early College

The school of idiots, all the teachers think they're the most important teacher and think they're over the college campus. You have no rights as a Sophomore because the idiot Sophomores last year abused their power. One teacher will tell you one thing and the other teacher will tell you something completely different and its both about the same thing. Teachers dont talk amongst wach other and dont even have the braincells to even come up with a univeral answer. The teacher arw like little devils because they will write you up for being in the cafeteria after 10:30 when at the beginning of the year they said you can after morning classes. We have balding middle agged men and women who think theyre the overlord of the school. Students are special as hell and are racist. The whole school are the copy-cats with their "houses", basically a rip of Hogwarts they use to do things every Wednesday.
Guy1: Remember when our friend studied at the Rowan County Early College ?
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault
by Slahser October 3, 2023
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rowan parkes

this absolute beauty goes around and bags all malorys
so if your girl is named malory.. watch out!
he be bagging everyone he sees aii
by row! April 12, 2023
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Rowan

Rowan is generally quiet, but when he does talk, he usually says something important, or a sarcastic one liner.
Rowan enjoys geography, and even if he isn't the best at sports, he gives 100% every day. Rowan usually has rare facial features, and often Rowan has curly hair, and blue eyes. Rowan doesn't often go after girls, but when he does, he has insane rizz.
Rowan usually watches the NBA, and has great taste in favorite teams. He hates the Grizzlies, and loves the Warriors.
Girl: Hey Rowan, you're looking cute today
Rowan: *ignores them*

Friend: Hey Rowan, wanna pay some fn?
Rowan: Ofc. I'm bouta shit on all y'all
by WarriorFan08 March 1, 2023
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Rowan

You are very crazy and you have 3 siblings who you frequently fight with. You also are very good at running around everywhere including inside your house. Most people find you annoying but still like you.

or you are a literal tree.
by Frozenfan724(9) June 20, 2021
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rowan

all men named rowan do is mcdonald's charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie
girl : hey rowan can you stop being racist
rowan : eat hot chip and grink
by uwu queen bish February 18, 2024
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Rowan Lloyd

A massive leather skin crocodile handbag straight out of the swamp
no way that ugly monster is a Rowan Lloyd
by chewyfeet69 May 17, 2025
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