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RItard

A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
by Wicked RItarded September 10, 2006
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Ritard

A level of retardation that is achieved deliberately, through continual acts of stupidity and intellectual fuckwittage, rather then being born mentally retarded.
Jake doesn't follow instructions. Mainly because he's an asshole, and also because he's a ritard.
by Burrito Baby 🌯 August 1, 2017
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Ritard

"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
by E-Trock April 28, 2005
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Ritabinge

n. Overindulgence on one's supply of Ritalin.
"I haven't slept in three days. That last Ritabinge really kicked my ass."
by Mamasan_22 February 14, 2009
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RITB

RITB = Raped in the Bum

An acronym for any event which results in the receiver to be totally screwed over in a non-sexual, non-criminal way. It is common to be RITB by exorbitant parking fees in any big city.
Man: "how much is it going to cost us to park in the city today?"
Parking Attendant" "abot $30 an hour"
Man: "I have just been RITB"
Parking Attendant: "haha, I know"
by jRAD_H August 18, 2011
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RITBL

* Admin banned User *
Admin: RITBL
by uniKornn April 21, 2014
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Ritard

When a person is to dumb too even have the privilege of being called a retard, is referred to this term.
Timmy. Stop acting like a ritard.
by JacoboDogg September 14, 2018
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