richard smoker

a cocksucker. a way to say cocksucker in mixed company.

why is everyone so nice to mike we all know he`s a richard smoker.

by ralf May 05, 2004

Justin Richards

Singer/guitarist of Brighten, the most amazing band ever.
Currently playing guitar with A Rocket To The Moon.
ARTTM consists of Nick Santino, Loren Brinton, and eric halvorsen.

In numerous online forums, Justin has been called an "angel."
I am yet to hear anything bad about him.
That's a good thing.

You see Justin Richards playing that guitar?
Yeah, he's cool.

by forlife March 17, 2009

Richard Heene

The "alleged" perpetrator of the "balloon boy" hoax.

Richard Heene would probably sell one of his children into slavery to get on television.

by c.s. lewis sr. October 22, 2009

Richard Hammond

The presenter on The Grand Tour and formerly Top Gear who is known for his short temper and height, love of American cars and uncanny ability to crash cars frequently while still staying alive.

The laws of physics never compromise. Except for with Keith Richards and Richard Hammond.

by Hot.rodz March 02, 2019

Richard johnson

Another name for Dick Dick

That guy is a Richard Johnson.

by Johnson Richard October 15, 2013

Richard Donor

A name used to refer to:

1. a male prostitute
2. a man used for casual sex

As only his dick is required the true name of the man attached is unknown.

See also: Dick Donor.

1. Policeman: “You’re the third Richard Donor I’ve arrested tonight.”
2. Harry: “The Richard Donor I had last night was hung.”

by Tzac99 July 30, 2013

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where the residual elastic band remains at the base of the shaft with some excess latex flapping in the breeze.

“Oh shit babe, I’m so sorry. The condom broke...but, hey, check out this Richard’s Ascot.”

“Yo dude. She totally thought I was wearing an intact condom but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 12, 2021