Retarded

going back to a German restaurant the day after you recover from symptoms of food poisoning said German restaurant gave you.

Leo is retarded. He is going back for more punishment.

by fuzee420bunny February 24, 2015

retardedly

adjective, to describe something amazing or mind-boggling.

Trevor is retardedly good at bmx freestyle.

The Leafs are playing retardedly bad this season.

by J-kizzle August 23, 2008

ur retarded

A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.

<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> but ur retarded!!!!

by Kelly March 7, 2004

sexually retarded

One who is useless/bad in bed.

"I went home with some guy/girl last night. He/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was sexually retarded, I had to finish myself off!"

by Adunning February 2, 2008

Retarded Horse

A two legged retarded animal.

A chicken-like animal but retarded. Retarded horse that is it.

by Retarded Horse Lover January 1, 2012

viciously retarded

Synonym for "Cool" or "Awesome", with origons tracked back to Fort Collins, CO from the types of mentally handicapped people that flail arms wildly and scream loudly, which is pretty awesome.

Bruce: Man, last night was viciously retarded! Especially when I found $50.00!
Ted: Yeah, we will have to go out again soon!

by David J. Hansen September 22, 2006

dancer gone retarded

Noun: a cheerleader; one's support system; a person who is there to help you stay motivated and get through whatever obstacle confronts you

Origin: Bring It On (2000)
Sparky: "Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."

Jake: I really don't want to do this paper.
Jess: You can kick this paper's ass. I'll be your dancer gone retarded.

Man, I'm exhausted. I wish I had a dancer gone retarded to help me get my energy back.

by Jake/JCatt December 7, 2006