absolute retard

someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label

dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard

by the original Apple December 27, 2019

borderline retarded

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.

That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.

by Gen. Pringle September 8, 2010

retarded randy

the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.

dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.

by retarded randy May 3, 2008

Big Red Retard

A nickname for professinal wrestler, Kane aka Glen Jacobs. This nickname was coined by The Rock, and always and forever will be known and connected with Kane

"The Big Red Retard can finally speak!"

by JTRAIN28 December 31, 2011

retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004

Deershit Retarded

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."

Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."

by Ed54 July 6, 2010

Ginger retard

That one kid that sits in the back of class and beats his meat

“ Who that one kid that sits In the back of Mrs Henry’s class and runs though the halls, oh that’s the ginger retard

by Lilhhound October 11, 2018