Republican

One who becomes aware of all political problems in the US when a Democrat is president.

I can't believe what's been happening in America since that Democrat was elected. Destruction of civil liberties, supporting the banks, endless war? Not with a Republican in the White House!

by ActualDefinitions July 7, 2010

Republican

A person that has an utter disrespect for moral values, defiling and raping the economy for thier own benifit in order to squander as much personal profit as possible.

That Republican just ruined our country.

by The answer to your Prayers...Republicans SUCK!!! April 29, 2005

Progressive Republican

An imaginary being in the political world. This being is a man, a Republican, who has progressed the United States into a forward direction politically, economically and financially. Unfortunately, none are known to exist in the world.

-Did you hear man? We got a progressive Republican as our Governor.

-Yeah. Too bad they don't exist.

by Maxatronz January 12, 2010

republican sex

Foreplay without having intercourse.

Dick and Jane just had republican sex,so Dick did not need a condom.

by Artimus Jackson McGraw March 26, 2008

The Republican Party

One of the two major political parties in the United States, along with the Democratic Party. It was founded by the great Abraham Lincoln, but is now the cult of President Trump.

They believe in gun rights, patriotism, lower taxes, a free market and closed borders. Also, a lot of them are white, men, don't have a college degree, are evangelical Christians or live in rural areas, or a combination of these factors.

Person 1: I don't really believe in God...
Member of The Republican Party: Omg! How could you say hat! That's so evil! Abortion is murder! You snowflake!

by thecrazycatten March 27, 2020

Republicanist

Another word for terrorist, as they mostly are fat white religious fanatics, who seem hellbent on distroying the USA.

Man Bush is a Republicanist.

by RED I May 26, 2006

Repukelican

An individual who feels that being convicted of selling a dime bag of marijuana warrants the same sentence as molesting a child or robbing a bank. Also believes that marijuana is much more harmful to the fabric of society than alcohol, despite massive, overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

A judge handed down an equally harsh sentence to a man who was caught dealing 10 bucks worth of weed and a man who got drunk and beat the hell out of his wife...he must be a Repukelican.

by Illiniwek October 6, 2006