reavey

someone who is totally gorgeous and fabulous and wears a tube dress and likes to dance, and has an uncountable number of nicknames. she is a girl who is crazy and spectacular and imaginative and sexy and hilarious and has pretty orange hair and she is creative too and all the guys are like HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYUUUUUMMMMMMM

daaamnn that girl is such a bird, she must be reavey!

when i'm old, i have a feeling i will turn reavey-ish. thats when you should put me in a nursing home.

by smyckathebird January 13, 2009

Keanu Reeves

Priceless actor. Keanu is one of those actors that only go good in certian movies, but could you imagine someone with any emotional depth playing in Bill & Ted or the Matrix? Keanu's cut&dry, often laughable acting is not without its charm.

"Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
"Morpheus"
"Yes..."
"Whoa!"

by TrippleZero April 30, 2005

Christopher Reeve

Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.

In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"

Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.

Christopher Reeve was the brunt of a CIA/Mossad assassination.

by bob landry July 24, 2008

Reeve

A unit of measuring momentum (kg * m/s)

The momentum of a 5 kg car going 2 m/s is 10 Reeves.

by kernelpanic1 March 24, 2004

reeves

Somebody who is usually inanely retarded but gets popular because of it. If your name is reeves, feel sorry for you

Dude Reeves is a total maniac
person2: no he's really dumb, but hes actually slightly funny

by rickys mom March 30, 2009

Reeves

A crazy relative who everyone in the family likes to make fun of.

Jim is the Reeves of our family.

by BamaMan88 December 24, 2007

keanu reeves

an actor who played in such movies as Bill and Ted, The Matrix, and his new movie Constantine, but only 3 of the movies hes been in DO NOT HAVE PHONE BOOTHS!!!

"Keanu Reeves? THAT HACK, HES ONLY BEEN IN 3 MOVIES WITHOUT PHONE BOOTHS!"
"Thanks Zeph"

by M.Bussell February 5, 2005