Rectafolopple

To insert a foreign object in ones rectum or anus (for pleasure reasons, accidentally or because one is incredibly stupid)

Sometimes when I'm alone, I rectafolopple myself

My girl rectafoloppled me last night

You are a rectafoloppling idiot

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes February 10, 2017

rectal cavity

anal cavity

Jimmy got a dildo stuck in his rectal cavity and couldn’t get it back out.

by frick_nuggets November 17, 2018

octicular rectanosis

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.

by Kiv August 9, 2018

Dirty Reca

When you insert a dildo inside yourself so hard, a middle-aged man located in Quezon City starts cumming.

Dayum, you see how that shawty dirty reca'd?

Bro, the guy who climaxed was my dad

by oldmanclimax June 9, 2021

total recall

The act of Totally Recalling somthing....ONLY JOKING!

Total Recall is in my opinion one of the best films to come out of the 80's. In fact, it really deserves to be atop the world of Sci-Fi movies but is undoubtedly shunned by the braindead critics who (sadly) shape/influence to opinions of today. People find that Arnold Schwarzenegger films are cheesy and therefore lack credibility in the eyes of "true" fans of film, however these idiots will find the money for the latest X-Men film on Blu-Ray.

Thankfully, Total Recall has retained a cult-status and continues to be enjoyed by many, many people.

Total Recall

by Deryntheman June 16, 2009

rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.

Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!

by Nick D April 3, 2003

rectal wart

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter

Come over here and pop my rectal wart

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003