recent events

A euphemism for an event that may cause discomfort to members of the audience if named directly, like the September 11, 2001 destruction of the World Trade Center in New York, or the Virginia Tech Campus Shootings of 2007.

"In light of recent events, campus safety and security have become the
number one priority for colleges and universities around the nation.
The way you prepare for and respond to a crisis on your campus can
mean the difference between life and death. Join us for this live,
60-minute audio conference where you and your colleagues will learn:"...

by Situ Tian July 16, 2007

recession car

A boring and affordable fuel-efficient car that does not turn heads. These economically friendly vehicles are NOT pussy magnets. Due to the deepening recession, many folks are trading in their Lex Coupes, Benzes and Beemers for a Ford Focus or Hyundai Elantra.

Damn, I'm so mad I totalled my Acura RL. I loved that car. I felt like the smoothest motherfucker on the east coast when I was in my Ac'. But I'm too broke to afford another car like that. Looks like I'll be pushing a Geo Metro soon enough. Fucking Recession car! I'm never gonna get any pussy ever again. Damn it!!!

by Fuckareyoulookinat June 23, 2009

recest

Coined by slate.com writer Christopher Beam, a term to describe the, perhaps promiscuous, behavior of Congressional staffers while their bosses are absent during Congressional recess.

Female Staffer #1: Mark is gorgeous, but we work together. It's never going to work.

Female Staffer #2: Oh, go for it, it's recest!

by jargonDC August 27, 2009

fuck receipt

children; the offspring of previous sexual encounters and relationships; kids in tow

I met this hot chick and would have gone for it if not for all her fuck receipts.

by focker_de_tocqueville January 4, 2009

Finger Recce

To probe your partners Gink with a digit to ascertain weather an attempt at bum love would be a good idea.

I took that slapper from the George home last night. Got her on her knees, quick finger recce, all clear so i gave her one up the wrong-un.

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

Testacle Receptacle

A woman who is used for sex only for pleasurable purposes

Kevin needed to let off some steam so he found himself a testacle receptacle.

by ss22b March 5, 2011

cum receptacle

In reference to an anus or vagina that has had so much semen deposited in it that it would seem to be the worlds dumping ground for sperm.

That guy has had so many cocks in his ass, he's such a dirty cum receptacle

by Todd Higgins November 10, 2006