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Screen read 

On Whatsapp, When you read messages on your Home Screen as they come in instead of going into the chat where chatmates can see if you read their messages or not.
You: Yo David, how did you know Andrew wanted backend access to the website? I didn’t see you read the chat.

David: I didn’t go into the chat but I did a screen read so I knew what was happening without going into the chat.
Screen read by the_matador November 15, 2020

This is so sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto 

James: I just got ligma
Robert: This is so sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. 

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Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)

Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.

When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids
"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}

hard read 

A super smash brothers term. Predicting exactly what your opponent is gonna do. See on draw
Ryan: How’d you know I was gonna roll?
Tyler: It was a hard read!
hard read by Blizzardriga December 3, 2019
A fat maths teacher with sideburns made of pubic hair. He is always proud of his crusty shlong
Oh boy does he look like a ‘Mr Read’ his sideburns are like plates and he is thiccer than The wall in Mexico!
Mr Read by N0Obe September 18, 2019