going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
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gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'
randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'
randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'
by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010
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"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."
by quotemonkey July 17, 2009
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1. Sexual obsessive or fascination with dead animals, roadkill, in particular.
2. Strong feelings of resentment characterized by thievery, violence, or random destruction. Can be caused by inebriation.
1. Sexual obsessive or fascination with dead animals, roadkill, in particular.
2. Strong feelings of resentment characterized by thievery, violence, or random destruction. Can be caused by inebriation.
Acts of randyosis include:
1. Having the urge to stop a moving car to inspect road kill on the side of the road.
2. Leaving a party and randomly breaking a picture frame.
1. Having the urge to stop a moving car to inspect road kill on the side of the road.
2. Leaving a party and randomly breaking a picture frame.
by gunit31 March 6, 2010
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A: Every time we go to the bar, Elizabeth drinks too much and flashes everyone. It's great!
B: That's because she's a randy chester.
B: That's because she's a randy chester.
by PHubbard March 11, 2014
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Sexual position formerly known as the plow.
Sexual position formerly known as the plow.
"Dude, how did you break your dick?"
"She wanted to try the randy rototiller, man. I couldn't say no."
"She wanted to try the randy rototiller, man. I couldn't say no."
by Southern Sugar November 10, 2014
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2) qualified for the 2016 beer pong and Vape olympics
3) makes his friends pay for anything and everything
4) goes out of way to save even the slightest bit of money
5) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse when he was convicted as a bro rapist
2) qualified for the 2016 beer pong and Vape olympics
3) makes his friends pay for anything and everything
4) goes out of way to save even the slightest bit of money
5) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse when he was convicted as a bro rapist
John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited over 3 of his close friends, got them lit off natty lite, and when they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and take their money. When the friends woke up in the morning, John made then clean up the basement and pay him for the beer and food they ate.
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