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Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.
Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!
by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011
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spider raptor

A name that no one remembers anymore if we are being for real.....
Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess
by Some Ranomd Guy April 4, 2021
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raptorous

Adj.: being so hungry you eat like a velociraptor.
I'm so raptorous, I could eat this steak in about three seconds. If only I had pointier teeth...
by deet_kills May 23, 2009
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Toronto Raptors

Masai Ujiri thinks the Toronto Raptors are going to win it again without Kawhi Leonard. Reject’s Westbrook’s trade because he’s an idiot to ever do so.
by Clippersfan801 October 26, 2019
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raptored

The act of getting jumped by a bunch of midgets with really sharp nails...
I was walking down the street when i got raptored, i didn't see it coming....
by Thetigsy July 8, 2015
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Raptor

An engine mechanic of the 5th RS in south Korea. Generally an alcoholic womanizer who rates women's looks by how many beers it would take to do her. Has the innate ability to double fist beers and cigarettes at the same time. Also has the nasty habits of kicking people in the nuts and getting into a shitload of trouble.
"Man, those raptors never do any fucking work, I wish I got to pick my job..."
by Little Raptor October 9, 2007
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Wicke Raptor

The act of inserting all five fingers into a vagina by bringing them to a point, making the hand look like a raptor claw.
by Clairvoyant333 September 25, 2015
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