A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.
Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess
by Some Ranomd Guy April 4, 2021

by deet_kills May 23, 2009

Masai Ujiri thinks the Toronto Raptors are going to win it again without Kawhi Leonard. Reject’s Westbrook’s trade because he’s an idiot to ever do so.
by Clippersfan801 October 26, 2019

by Thetigsy July 8, 2015

An engine mechanic of the 5th RS in south Korea. Generally an alcoholic womanizer who rates women's looks by how many beers it would take to do her. Has the innate ability to double fist beers and cigarettes at the same time. Also has the nasty habits of kicking people in the nuts and getting into a shitload of trouble.
by Little Raptor October 9, 2007

The act of inserting all five fingers into a vagina by bringing them to a point, making the hand look like a raptor claw.
by Clairvoyant333 September 25, 2015
