gossip rag

a magazine or blog containing rumor, speculation, and trivial information, generally about celebrities. Often presented in a catty manner.

I spent all day reading about Britney Spears in the gossip rags.

InTouch Magazine, Star Magazine, see also, Defamer.com, GoFugYourself.com

by PurpleStar July 30, 2008

cum rag

A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.

The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag.

No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief!

by Pedo bear November 14, 2007

punk rag

The washcloth in a single guy's apartment used for wiping dick and balls after masturbation. Used repetitively and seldom, if ever, laundered. Generally found on the bathroom floor next to the toilet or stored in a cabinet underneath the bathroom sink when company is visiting.

I was in Jon's bathroom looking for toilet paper when I found his punk rag under the sink, next to his fuck books.

by BadCharlieTuna May 19, 2007

Nut rag

Something used to catch semen after you have ejaculated (washcloth; tissue; toilet paper; old sock; dirty underwear; etc).

I couldn't find my nut rag under my bed so I had to walk to the bathroom with jizz all over myself.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

Rag Week

Rag Week. This is a special religious festival in every woman's calender. It is celebrated for one week in every month, and is dedicated to the Greek Goddess 'Tam-Pax' (also known as 'Queen of Bitches').

During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.

A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).

"I love going down on my girlfriend during rag week.

by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003

jam rag

n. a used tampon or sanitary towel

she left her jam rag on the floor, that's bogging

by lingurgitator December 17, 2004

snot rag

handkerchief; tissue; kleenex

Throw that filthy snot rag in the trash, piggo!

by Octopod November 6, 2003